Can You Keep a Secret??

"Guess what? Nobody let the cat out of the bag."

This Isn't Going to End Well

"I know we've had our differences in the past. Let's just hug it out, Eagle-meister."

Fat Camp Dropout

"I just can't control those eating demons. This is what happens when my role models are Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan."

Some Dogs are Cross-dressers

"Take a look at this crazy mutha. Burp. Dogs tryin' to be cats crack me up. Burp."

Don't Try This at Home

Shut Your Trap!

"If I don't get all the salmon I like, I'm gonna tell your wife you like to wear her mmmmmmph."

Who's the Sleepy Baby?

"I just love quilts. Don't you?"

Crime Against Nature!

"Ok, so maybe I deserve to be punished. But that hippo was askin' for it!."

If the Shoe Fits...

"...then it's time to buy a new one."

Lookout for Earl!!

"Batten down the hatches!! A hurricane's a-comin'!!"