F@ C@ Lover: August 2014

Friday, August 29, 2014

"How about springing for a bigger box next time?"

"I'm not eating anything, I'm keeping the cookies fresh."

"I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy. Oh, and I'm an alien."

"I"ll take two scoops!"

"Is it better to be happy or content?"

"One more step and your leather chair gets it."

"What pot belly?"

"For your sake, I hope I lose this next hand. Come to mama..."

"Uh, yeah. I just ate my neck."

"I'm not sure why you need to keep this house so cold. You're only 85."

"Does it? Tell me the truth."

We do.

Okay, you can put your hands down.