Are We Seeing a Pattern?

"I was thin when they brought me to the vet. Must be something in the water."

Is this a Cat or an Ewok?

"Buuuuuuurp. Thank you nurse. Most kind of you. Uh, you can put me down now."

I'm Not Your Play Thing

"I hope your cheap, plastic chair can hold the both of us. And btw, stop looking at me that way. You're creeping me out."

My Cat is Fat and I Like I-i-i-t