Take Me to a Specialist

"So this is your idea of a top-notch veterinarian? I am not amused."

Am I Awake?

"Huh? Wha? Is this a dream? Are you my daddy? Is it lunch time yet?"

The Many Uses of a Couch

"Look! I'm doing the backstroke!"

Better Than an Easter Bonnet

"I know exactly what I want for Easter. The perfect accessory for the well-dressed cat. I hope my dream comes true."

"A Louis Vuitton Dog Purse."

"With a zipper spine."

C#% in a Box

"Listen, I'm only participating in your stupid 'living diorama' project for the money. So don't expect a smile anytime soon."

Fat Cat Cemented in History

"I'll be around for quite a long time...and children will worship me."

Biggest Cat in the World

"What are you lookin' at? You ain't that pretty yourself."