A Buttload of Fur

"Someone, please give this little girl a brush! I'm tired of being confused with the bathroom rug."

My New Spinning Class

"Go ahead, turn the machine on. I've got to lose some of this winter weight and I've seen what it does to your clothes."

Friday Night Fun = Saturday Morning Done

"Oh god. Uh. When will I ever learn to not mix beer, cabernet, and catnip? Someone please make the room stop spinning..."

Can YOU Find the Cat?

"I love it when my owner wears cat camo. It's like I'm here, but I'm not."

Carbs Make Me Sleepy

"No, no. I simply cannot eat another bite. Well, maybe one more. This is just too delicious to let it go to wa...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

It's in My Contract

"Do you mind giving me a little space? I'm not going to look cute or make stupid purr noises right now. I'm on break."

Unfair Advantage

"Of course you keep beating me. I don't have f'ing thumbs, moron!!"