Was This a Craft Project?

"Oh, thank you soooo much for my new friend. It looks soooo realistic. You really fooled me."

Um, I have a Few Questions

"Seriously? Did you just put a frog on my head? Dude, what the f@@k is wrong with you?

Insecurity Breeds Loyalty

"Don't worry, little one. I'll protect you from the mean, big human. You know, I overheard him say he wanted to throw you in the trash."

It Wasn't Me!!

"I swear! I didn't leave that little present in your shoes. Or in the hamper. Or in the your coffee cup."

Early Riser

"Yaaaaaawn. Well, it's noon, time to get the day started."

Strong Personality

"If you ever want to see your car alive again, buy that mouse toy I like and feed me regularly."

Get Me Outta Here at Warp Speed!

"Listen, I'm all for being a sci-fi fan. But your obsession with Princess Leia is really starting to creep me out."