Something Doesn't Feel Right About This

"Pssst, Maurice. Pretend you're enjoying this and when he relaxes his arms, head for the window. He can't catch both of us."

Climbing to Nowhere

"Uh, hello. I think the Mt. Everest setting may be a little too challenging."

Ya Think Ur Cooler Than Me?

"Uh, yeah. Thanks. I, um, do feel much cooler now. How 'bout next time we just turn on the air conditioner?

I'm Gonna Sex U Up

"C'mon, baby. Nobody's home. It's just you and me and this cheap Persian rug."

Someone's a Little Over Excited

"Woohoo! Aw yeah! Dy-no-mite! There's a sale on kitty litter!"

Getting the 411

"Hang up! I already told you there's no program for cats at Jenny Craig.
God, I am so pissed at you right now, Heather."

When is a Cat Like a Giraffe?

"Wow, my ass looks fat."