"Hello, my dahlings! My name is Violet. My shapeliness inspired dis F@ K@ blog. If Za Za and Eva Gabor had a daughter, dat little princess from Hungry vould be me. I vill take over di computer on Vednesdays to share your comments, bring back popular posts, or lash out at my ex. Today, I vill address di latter.
To protect his identity, ve'll call him 'Manny.' After a torrid love affair spanning three continents, he left me at di altar in Greece. No one does dat to, as one newspaper called me, The Toast of Warsaw. I have no qualms saying dat he turned me against his entire race. Let di Pug bashing begin. Roll di next slide, please."
"Here is his pugliness doing vhat he did best, lounge." 
"Here he is being kinky. (Pugs are into dat stuff, you know.)"
"And here is his pug-iness begging for forgiveness. (Which I never gave.) See you next veek, my dahlings!"
Oh, they're so cute!
ReplyDeletepugs r great. much better than stupid fat cats. cats are dumb. do you know any good pug blogs?
ReplyDelete-rick
Finally, some pleasant photos on this horrible blog. I mean, how many bloated felines can a person stand looking at? A great improvement on the content, I say.
ReplyDelete-Terrence B.
ay! those pictures are like much better than the ones of the gatos gorditos. i think maybe i give my little jamonita away and get a pug instead.
ReplyDeleteI was considering getting a cat, so that I could make her fat to fill the emptiness in my heart. Then we could both be fat and lovable.
ReplyDeleteBut now that I see how superior a pug is to some kind of obese bundle of fur, hairballs, and attitude, I'm going to get a pug. Or two. One black and one fawn.
AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THE PUGS TRIM, AND JOIN A GYM MYSELF, AND WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY TOGETHER, NOT SOME KIND OF FREAKY CAT-LOVING SHUT-INS! THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING ME THAT FAT CATS ARE NEVER THE ANSWER!
Pugs = Great. Cats (even skinny) = Sucky.
ReplyDeleteDr. Oz
Do you think that you could change violet into a pug with enough plastic surgery?
ReplyDeleteYour blog on our list of site to be blocked because of dangerous and counter-revolutionary content. Many dangerous contents, with many fat and ugly cats. They look like big hairy wonton. More dangerous than Falun Gong or Dalai Lama! More uglier, too!
ReplyDeleteBut now you have lovable little lion dog on site, and we think, your content is nice, not counter-revolutionary. So, you not blocked. 1 billion blog readers! Not bad!
Dong Lai
Minister of Censorship
PRC
Well, Hello Kitty! I'm 38 and really into cats, too. I have three cats: Muffin, Tubby, and Wuggums. I would like to start a blog about cats as well. Which of these sounds better to you?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Muffin Mondays!
Welcome to Tubby Tuesdays!
Welcome to Wuggums Wednedsays!
Any advice you could give me would be purrrrrrfect!
Yours in Christ,
Pat
Oh Violet,
ReplyDeleteChin up! You can do so much better than a pug, perhaps a English Bulldog of royal lineage.