Thursday, October 6, 2016

Does this Haircut Make Me Look Thinner?

"On second thought, let's just put it all back." 

Monday, September 1, 2014

You're Welcome, World

"This would have looked much worse if we were thinner."

Friday, August 29, 2014

Cat in a Box

"How about springing for a bigger box next time?"

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Hermetically Sealed

"I'm not eating anything, I'm keeping the cookies fresh." 

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Stop Judging Me!

"I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy. Oh, and I'm an alien."

Friday, August 22, 2014

Thursday, August 21, 2014