Monday, May 16, 2011

Are We Seeing a Pattern?

"I was thin when they brought me to the vet. Must be something in the water."

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Is this a Cat or an Ewok?

"Buuuuuuurp. Thank you nurse. Most kind of you. Uh, you can put me down now."

Friday, May 13, 2011

I'm Not Your Play Thing

"I hope your cheap, plastic chair can hold the both of us. And btw, stop looking at me that way. You're creeping me out."

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

RIP Prince Chunk

NY Daily News reports that this 44-pound cutie is no longer with us.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Did Someone Take a Dump in Your Hammock?

"No, dumbass. It's me...your favorite rotund kitty."