All I Want for Christmas is...

RIP Prince Chunk

NY Daily News reports that this 44-pound cutie is no longer with us.

Did Someone Take a Dump in Your Hammock?

"No, dumbass. It's me...your favorite rotund kitty."

Got Another Six-Pack??

"Hey, it's Friday somewhere."

Hi, My Name is Mat

"I'm a cat. I'm a rug. I'm a cat rug!"

Cat Wears Camo!

"Can you see me? I can see you. In fact, I see more than I want to see."

The Doctor is In

"Come in, dahling. Tell mama what is bahthering you."