Did Someone Take a Dump in Your Hammock?

"No, dumbass. It's me...your favorite rotund kitty."

Got Another Six-Pack??

"Hey, it's Friday somewhere."

Hi, My Name is Mat

"I'm a cat. I'm a rug. I'm a cat rug!"

Cat Wears Camo!

"Can you see me? I can see you. In fact, I see more than I want to see."

The Doctor is In

"Come in, dahling. Tell mama what is bahthering you."

Can You Keep a Secret??

"Guess what? Nobody let the cat out of the bag."

This Isn't Going to End Well

"I know we've had our differences in the past. Let's just hug it out, Eagle-meister."