"Hello, my dahlings. It's me, Violet. And it's Vednesday.
Today I shall spotlight some chubby beauties dat have received many email comments. If you vould like to feature your cute and curvy kitty, send your photos to me at di email address on di right.
Here are some much-talked-about posts:
Separated at Birth? You Decide...
Would You Like an Autograph, Too?
When Cats Become Cougars
See you next veek, my dahlings!
Oh, as you loyal readers know, a pug broke my heart. So I give you di Ugly Pug of di Week!"