I vill take over di computer on Vednesdays to share your comments, bring back popular posts, or lash out at my ex. Today, I vill address di latter.
To protect his identity, ve'll call him 'Manny.' After a torrid love affair spanning three continents, he left me at di altar in Greece. No one does dat to, as one newspaper called me, The Toast of Warsaw. I have no qualms saying dat he turned me against his entire race. Let di Pug bashing begin. Roll di next slide, please."
"Here he is being kinky. (Pugs are into dat stuff, you know.)"
"And here is his pug-iness begging for forgiveness. (Which I never gave.)
See you next veek, my dahlings!"