"I just found out Stanley's been having an affair. That son of a bitch! I gave him love, devotion, a nice home. Hell, I even gave him my virginity! I told him it's over. I want a divorce!Could you give me a moment to myself? I need to collect my thoughts."
Wracked with guilt, Stanley threw himself in front of a moving taxi.
Aren't Tigers part of the cat family? I thought so.
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