Monday, December 28, 2009

Spooning is Overrated

"Stop touching me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Yes you are."
"No I'm not."
"Can I get some space, please?"
"You mean, more than you have between your ears?"
"That's not even funny."
"I'd rather be unfunny than ugly."
"We look the same, dummy."
"No we don't. I'm waaaay thinner."

4 comments:

  1. What is wrong with you? Sick

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  2. these two look like my two snugglers. love your commentary

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  3. These cats have blimped out Jenny, what the hell happened?!

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  4. Those two look like my cat apart from she isn't A F**KING 2000lb BLIMP!

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