"Did you just kick me in the head, Maurice? You heard me! I...asked...you...if you just kicked your beloved mascot in the f'ing head! 'Cause if you didn't, you've got some explaining to do. Don't act like it didn't happen.
You wanna make it up to me? Go get me a f'ing savory treat. And it better be the kind I like. Now get outta my face, Maurice!"