"Take a look at our pictures very carefully. Do you see a common theme here??"
"We HATE dressing up as Santa Claws!! Do you know why? Do you even care?
Well, here are some hints: Santa was jolly, Santa likes cookies, Santa was a big man...
He was FAT! Got it! The freaking Santa hat is not flattering and it draws attention to our size.
Next year, dress us up as sleek, athletic reindeer."