Thursday, December 10, 2009

Don't Look at Me Like That

"Yes, I know I've gained a little weight. Who doesn't nowadays? It's winter and I'm nesting. Stop looking at me that way. Turn away. Turn away now and leave me to my misery."

"By the way, that protrusion is my other leg. Perv."

1 comment:

  1. Now THERE is a cat that needs to take a giant shit.

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