You Think You're Hot? You Haven't Seen Hot

"I believe the way I feel can best be described in song.
Maestro, West Side Story in the key of G."

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.