Sunday, January 24, 2010

Cats Near the Shore of New Jersey

“Yo, I gots yoa six-pack write hear. So, hows ‘bouts you and yoa rack go up to the hot tub. I’ll be up in a minute to give ya a nice sholdah rub.”
-- The Mastication

"Don’t look at hur, look at me. If you mess wit Snookie, you messin’ wit me. If ya punch hur, ya punchin’ me."
-- JMeow
(linked romantically to a former celebrity judge)


  1. Haha!! That's great...Jmeow :)

  2. Gurl, who done did your hur, it's reaching the heavens!!!