Meredith: "Coming up, my exclusive interview with Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito on his controversial reaction during the President's State of the Union speech."
Matt: "But first, let's check to see what's coming up in TODAY's eight hour with Katty Griffin."
Ann: (I think it's pronounced 'Gifford.')
"HI GUYS!! I'm so overexcited today! 'Cause today our super special guest, The Great Kazan, is gonna teach me the right way to saw Hoda in half! Right, Hoda?! Hoda?! Has anyone seen Hoda?! Ho da mayo! Ho da phone! We got a Ho down!"