Monday, January 4, 2010

A Star is Reborn

Dear F@ K@,

I am writing you this letter to express my profound gratitude. Your site inspired me to get off the fence and do something about my weight. I look and feel better than ever! And now people respect me more because I conformed to Hollywood's definition of beauty. You know, just like my idol Star Jones. Sure, shortly after her weight-loss surgery she got a divorce, was fired from her network television job, and had several failed cable shows; but I'm sure she's real happy with her decision.

Keep up the good fight,

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