Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Results Are In!

"I just love the 'Kirstie' Alleycat Workout Video! I've slimmed down in all the right places. I won't stop till I'm nearly two-dimensional!"

"Sure, I've lost the weight, but the six-hour video leaves me a little washed out. I think I'll try Dianetics. I can't get enough of exploding-volcano metaphors."

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