"Dude, that party was slammin'! The chicks were off da hook. Ya got any beer left?"
"Ugh. I can't feel my face." 
"I love you, man. I really love you." 
"Um, where am I? Who are you? Where are my pants? Was 41-year-old J-Lo wearing a see-thru catsuit last night?"
Say it ain't so, J-Lo. Say it ain't so.
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