
"Help! I'm trapped in the gravitational pull of this wormhole. Save yourself, Cleocatra! Warn everyone of the impending doom."

"Pull yourself together, Kenny. It's only the static-y bathroom rug. How many times have I told you not to roll around on it?
And stop calling me 'Cleocatra.' Cat puns are sooo 2009."
I love your site! it's really cute and funny! i'm a fat cat lover for sure! =)
ReplyDeleteIs there any possibility that maybe, just maybe, these people who let their cats eat more food than that which is consumed by the entire populations of small third-world countries, are animal abusers?
ReplyDeleteMaybe? This is kinda gross.
I have 2 cats, and love 'em.