"Aaaw, yeah. This is the life. Hangin' with my bros, talkin' 'bout hos, watchin' the game on the plasma. Dude, pass me another brew and those buffalo wings."
"Life sucks. You suck. My team sucks. My girlfriend lost the weight and left me.
Dude, get that camera outta my face.
So, you goin' on a beer run or not?"